Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!! Then, gently touching my face, she hesitated for a moment as her incredible eyes poured forth into mine love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance,

Anyone can make an omelet with eggs. The trick is to make one with none. its hard being a lesbian withoutn breasts...people dont take you seriously Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing. -- Helen

An exotic journey in downtown Newark is in your future. Viking, n.: 1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers, entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import business,

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping? A: Mu. [District Attorneys] learn in District Attorney School that there are two sure-fire ways to get a lot of favorable publicity: (1) Go down and raid all the

The only reward of virtue is virtue. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at

"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain." -- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT "...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears. -- Marcus Porcius Cato "Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that no conclusion

Joy: thanks, joy elmo: that's redundant, elmo doogie: go play in traffic ah, the elmo we know and love What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only a few of us ever have the courage

"What George Washington did for us was to throw out the British, so that we wouldn't have a fat, insensitive government running our country. Nice try anyway, George." -- D. J. on KSFO/KYA "Let

... faster BogoMIPS calculations (yes, it now boots 2 seconds faster than it used to: we're considering changing the name from "Linux" to "InstaBOOT" -- Linus, in the announcement for

Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons. -- Popular Mechanics, March

Why isn't there some cheap and easy way to prove how much she means to me? Veni, Vidi, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I do not care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal. -- Mark Twain Have the courage to take your own thoughts seriously, for they will shape you. -- Albert

"We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call free enterprise," said Cash McCall, "but when one of our citizens show enough free enterprise to pile up a little

I develop for Linux for a living, I used to develop for DOS. Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117. (By [email protected], Lawrence Foard) Better to use medicines at the outset

Replace with same type. "Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again." -- Marvin The Paranoid Android "Yes, I am a real piece of work. One thing we learn at ULowell is how

First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other. It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters. -- Lucius Annaeus Seneca I thought YOU silenced the

Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Some men who fear that they are playing second fiddle aren't in the band at all. The superfluous is very necessary. -- Voltaire

I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones. -- T.S. Eliot The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. -- Richard Bach, "Illusions" Yow! I want to mail