"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
-- Karl, as he stepped behind the computer to reboot it, during a FAT
"...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your computer
being struck by lightning."
(By Matt Welsh)
There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.
-- Lord Thomas Rober Dewar
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