This generation doesn't have emotional baggage. We have emotional moving vans.
-- Bruce Feirstein
perfect guest:
One who makes his host feel at home.
Peterson's Rules:
(1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one.
(3) Things that tick are not always clocks.
(4) Suicide only works when you're bluffing.
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