Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection:
(1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
(2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete.
(3) Anything made by IBM is junk. (See number 2)
(4) The minimum acceptable CPU power for a single user is a
VAX/780 with a floating point accelerator.
(5) Any computer with a mouse is worthless.
-- Rich Kulawiec
My parents went to Niagara Falls and all I got was this crummy life.
If you cannot in the long run tell everyone what you have been doing,
your doing was worthless.
-- Edwim Schrodinger
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