I have learned
To spell hors d'oeuvres
Which still grates on
Some people's n'oeuvres.
-- Warren Knox
When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
-- H. L. Mencken, "Sententiae"
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends
can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
-- Clifton Fadiman
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