There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us
By the time you swear you're his,
shivering and sighing
and he vows his passion is
infinite, undying --
Lady, make a note of this:
One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker, "Unfortunate Coincidence"
grep me no patterns and I'll tell you no lines.
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