Hi steemian.
Here are the some of the jokes. Hope you like it.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
- Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
- A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
- Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
- What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
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If you know any jokes then you can also tell me in the comment section.