Why do people never eat clocks? Because it’s really time consuming. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

A question on an internet forum: Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes. A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

Finally, it's here. The cherry season. It's this time of the year when the cherries a ripe, sweet and full of flavour. They are beneficial for the health because they contain : melatonin (provides better

Multitask – mess up more things at once! Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem -->

I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again. Love has zero meaning to them. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie? Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon! Source If you like the joke please upvote and

Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.” Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?“ Source If you

My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, “Now off with the skirt.” I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.” And when I did

Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.” Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?“ Source If you

A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please upvote and

Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!