riddle me two things, batman

1. why do girls flock to me despite the fact that my dick's the size of a peanut ?
2. why did those two kids run like chickens on rabies when i came out today ? theyve been there before, they dont make noise, they dont bug anyone ... i see them sometimes when i go walk WITH my cat ... (thats when the cat asks) , but tonight they RAN ... that was no 'my girlfriend just called' ...

riddle me that and i might give you glance

have you been telling stories while i was sleeping cos it suits you?