i paid first, i get half

unacceptable

yea
probably gonna blame it on that turc again

cant deliver what you didnt give

i paid up front
the money is clearly GONE

my groceries aint here

fact of life

explain thyself ?

flanders funny i suppose

thats total american shit

next thing you know

that girl who never was my girlfriend but had much scrutiny

be up my phone

but i'll be up your ass if you dont get me what i paid for

its not like i ask much, right

you say
i pay

here's my money, wheres my shit

ooga ooga, simple monkey shit

wheres my shit ?
johnny has the bar

as they say

this is how we do it ?

NO

i paid

you deliver half

that's how you get shot in the marketplace

its like the 3rd time

i know its the swamp and i can choose out of two

and deliver cheapest
BUT ...

three's close to a charm

and the swamp aint not my home

ma gud man

this is hell-gium

aint no country in the world thats ever been raped more

you're barking up the wrong cat and at this rate i bet i could even get a dutch or american consumer union on my side

they WANT to make me that cat

i have the silver tongue

and i dont WANT to be that cat

you're handing them the silver spoon

its gonna get me stuck in hell

LONGER