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yaleocean3
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April 21, 2018
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top10
6y
Top 10 ways to be authentic in L.A.
It is important to be authentic anywhere you go. Authentic people stand out, gain trust, and deliver excellent results. A recent news report, identified California as having the 5th largest economy in
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nba
6y
TNT hired 8 year old consulant to create "Lebrontosaurus".
CLEVELAND- There was lots of buzz surrounding NBA on TNT, after a sports announcer used the term, "Lebrontosaurus" during the Eastern conference semi-finals. What appeared to be a clever stroke
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news
6y
Bulletproof coffee health benefits lost in translation.
WASHINGTON D.C. - After several days of strategic negotiations, Kim Jong Un agreed to a very surprising deal. The leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, agreed to reduce his military force
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funny
6y
LinkedIn creating new dating app, "No Company Ink"
SAN FRANCISCO- LinkedIn software engineers, Todd McDouglass and Mary Reimers, worked together on new software, and unexpectedly started to develop feelings for each other. Neither wanted to lose their
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news
6y
Malibu fruit preserves company to drop “Boy” from “Boysenberry Jam” label.
MALIBU- In an effort to become more inclusive, the owner of "Malibu Farmers Market", dropped the letters "B-O-Y" from their popular "Boysenberry Jam". "It was a team
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yaleocean3
comedy
6y
NPR releases new podcast series. "How to build a media company that appeals to smug liberals, that is too wimpy to admit they are left leaning, and still wanting the perks of being seen as a 'free thinker'."
WASHINGTON D.C.- NPR released a statement today that they will be streaming a new podcast series called, "How to build a media company that appeals to smug liberals, too wimpy to admit they are left
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funny
6y
L.A. artist has nightmare about struggling financially. Wakes up to find out that he can see into the near future.
LOS ANGELES- Sean Bryson felt a strange sense of relief when he woke up from his nightmare on Wednesday night. Sean just woke up with cold sweats from a nightmare that included visions of an empty bank
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funny
6y
Bodybuilder loses job because he can't stop referring to himself as a package.
LOS ANGELES- Dave Thompson can't stop referring to himself as a "package". At first it was a harmless metaphor for his complete body re-composition for his bodybuilding contest. It ended up with
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funny
6y
North Face Fleece and Denim Jackets enter Hall of Fame.
AUSTIN- Not all fashion is created equal. The iconic uniform for basic white females everywhere is often a topic up for debate. This year’s inductees included the denim jacket and the North face fleece.
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yaleocean3
satire
6y
Girl Scouts rebrand cookie to appeal to Bodybuilding community.
NEW YORK CITY- The national past time of ambitious girls selling cookies is about to get even bigger. A new hire at the Girl Scout Company was seen eating Girl Scout Cookies post workout. When a coworker
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nba
6y
Carmelo will not sacrifice any lambs for OKC.
OKLAHOMA CITY- In a recent press conference, Carmelo Anthony stated his beliefs on his role with the OKC organization, and thoughts on potential next steps. Royce Young, a columnist with ESPN, asked Carmelo
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news
6y
Students launch Crowdfunding campaign to pay for their teacher's internet bill, so she can launch a GoFundMe account.
LAS VEGAS - Students at McKinley Elementary School launched a $1200 crowdfunding campaign to cover the cost of their classroom teacher's wifi bill for the school year. The campaign was successful and collected
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sports
6y
Kawhi Leonard applies for remote job with Los Angeles Lakers. Could become first active NBA player to join the trending workforce shift.
LOS ANGELES-In a bizarre turn of events, Kawhi Leonard applies for remote job with the Los Angeles Lakers. The current Spur has no intention of playing for the team during the regular season or playoffs.
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funny
6y
Black Panther sues Marvel Comics and actor for cultural appropriation
NEPAL- Tim McNally is an actor and black panther that resides in Nepal. He was browsing the internet one day to find out that Marvel Comics released a highly successful box office movie based on his species.
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funny
6y
Report: Secretary of State changes LinkedIn headline to "Executive Assistant to the State". Job requirements remain the same.
WASHINGTON D.C. - Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson changed his LinkedIn profile headline to read as , "Executive Assistant to the State" early Tuesday morning. Executive Assistants around
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funny
6y
Niche bodybuilder makes waves in fitness industry with unsolicited life advice.
SAN DIEGO- Alonzo Lewis doesn’t believe in skipping days at the gym, eating cheat meals, or sleeping. The real life super hero says the secret to his success in the gym, is all about “going hard 100%,
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funny
6y
Professor presents TED talk on the importance of creativity, disruption, and innovation. Receives standing ovation.
SAN FRANCISCO- Professor Yohan Carmichael is encouraging entrepreneurs to be more creative, disruptive, and innovative. The professor gave a presentation at TED X: San Francisco to an auditorium filled
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funny
6y
L.A. comedian makes a joke about the First Amendment. Crowd member outraged and gets Netflix special.
SANTA MONICA- Greg Wassinger came into the West L.A. comedy club's open mic night with high hopes. His dream is to become a full time stand up comic. He prepared a joke that night about the first amendment,
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funny
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Report: Instagram community finds out posting gym updates and quotes on humility, actually makes you closer to God and more humble.
Marina Del Rey, CA— Ashley Greenberg, a Santa Monica transplant, noticed her gym progress and humility. She decided to act on it and create a social media presence featuring mostly hip thrusters, deep
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funny
6y
Breaking news: Bill Burr endorses sketchy Cruise ship and invests Bitcoin.
Los Angeles- On Sunday, Bill Burr stated that he supports a cruise ship that has no clear plans, destinations, or return dates. A surprising move, considering his conservative approach towards endorsing
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