- After trekking deep into the mountains and experiencing dangers and obstacles, the young man finally found a Buddhist monk living in seclusion in the mountains. He could not wait to ask, "I am ugly, what should I do?"
"You should be as ugly as I am."
The young man nodded his head: "Heart is like water, good body alone?"
"No, if you are ugly, you should find a deep mountain to hide like me."
- My daughter, who used to weigh more than 140 kilograms, has lost weight now.
One day when I was going out, I couldn't find the phone. So I called my dad by phone. In the past, the words "big fat pig" were magnificently displayed on my dad's phone.
- Suddenly there was a blackout. "It's annoying to keep people alive on a hot day." I complained.
The son laughed and said, "I think the blackout is good too."
Hearing him say so, he was even more angry: "What's the advantage of power failure in hot weather?" You know what you're talking about!"
My son was trained to bow his head and murmured in a low voice, "I don't have to do my homework when the power is cut off..."
- When the fisherman came back from fishing in the evening, he saw his son and the girl in the neighbourhood wearing a fishing net. The fisherman asked angrily, "What are you doing?"
My son laughed and said, "Daddy, you don't understand, we are called online love!"
- Once the school asked to buy learning materials, everyone was 7 yuan. I spent 10 yuan on one mouth to make myself have some pocket money. As a result, my mother did not believe me, so she ran to ask the classmates opposite my home. At that time, the worried almost told the truth.
Unexpectedly, as soon as my mother came back, she said, "I didn't listen to the teacher at the first sight of class. It was clearly 12 yuan!"
- The subway was overcrowded, but the girls would rather stand than sit in the empty seat next to me. No one came to sit until I got to the station. "Are they afraid to approach me because my handsome deer bumped them into each other? Should we wear a mask next time?
I reflected as I put on my socks and got ready to get out of the car.
- After unremitting efforts, I gave up the habit of playing mobile phone before going to bed, but I don't know how long I can persist, and I can't stay awake all my life.
- Research shows that the order of Chinese characters may not always be able to read and read. For example, when you read this sentence, you will find that all the words in it are disorderly.
- One evening by the river, Ah Q said to his new girlfriend, "I can say a word to make you laugh. Girlfriend said no. Ah Q then came to a pug and fell on his knees with a flop, only to hear a shout: Dad. The result was a roar of laughter from all the hearers. Ah Q turned around and shouted again to his girlfriend: Mom.
- A man ran into the carriage and shouted anxiously, "A wife in the next carriage fainted. Who brought whiskey?"
Soon some of the passengers took out their whiskey.
The man took it. After a few sips, he returned the bottle to the passenger and said, "Thank you so much. I feel sick when I see a woman faint. It's much better now."
- On the first day, Little White Rabbit went fishing by the river. He caught nothing and went home.
The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, or nothing, and went home.
On the third day, the little white rabbit had just arrived at the river bank. A big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit.
If you dare to use carrot as bait again, I'll kill you!
- Customer: "How come the wine you sell doesn't taste like wine?"
The waiter took it and said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to mix you up."
