Stupid Questions 107

American actress Cassidy Gifford, an Angry Dragon, and the latest anti-POTUS crap cranked out to make money off the sore losers of the 2016 election are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the newest batch, boys and girls:

Michael G. R. inspired this one: Did you hear they asked Alexandria Oocasio-Cortez about Roe vs Wade? (She replied: “Well, those are the only two ways undocumented immigrants can cross the river.”)

If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get? (If it helps at all, here it is in Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

If a job is canceled, do hitmen get a kill fee?

Here is one dedicated to a very special bus driver in PA: Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Would you even care if I failed to include pictures of lesbians here?

How do people get discombobulated? Have you ever seen someone who was combobulated?

Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?

What’s the color of your toothbrush?

Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?

(All images/videos are courtesy of original owners)

“Who Are You?” (What? Were you really that drunk?)

“If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?” (Well, ladies?)

“Is This Love?” (Or what? Were we just really horny?)