Former child actress Liberty Phoenix, pandering for votes, and people who are more loyal to their political party than their country are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is the new batch, boys and girls:
Kathy A. wants to know: “If men think with their penises is Viagra a mind-altering drug?”
Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?
Do women really like to watch gay male porn? (No joke here. Just a question.)
Tom D. posed this question: “How many men does it take to open a beer?” (None. It should be opened when she brings it to him.)
When you suck a lady’s toes do you prefer them freshly-washed or sweaty and smelly? (Asking for a friend.)
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not get?
Who wants to own a convertible that you only drive to work and back?
How does a blind man know when to stop wiping his @ss?
Carrie T. asked: “Do you know the secret of making your spouse/partner go ‘Mmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm’ all night?” (Duct tape)
How do you remove a club soda stain?
Would you even care if I failed to include lesbians kissing here?
Is it really true that when you start to Excel other people Spreadsheet?
Is it wrong to enjoy the smell of your own gas?
Why are Softballs hard?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet?
“Do you know what I mean?” (A more valid question is: “Do you care?”)
“Do you know where you’re going to?” (Yes. I have GPS now.)
“Do you feel like we do?” (I don’t know. Take you clothes off and come here and let me feel you.)
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