Two more "new game" fails on Nintendo Switch

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I am still really struggling to find a game to replace my Octopath obsession on the Nintendo Switch and since I have the jailbroken version of the Switch, there is nothing stopping me from trying out just anything.

Keep in mind before anyone freaks out about piracy that if I in fact do find a game that I like and play for more than say 10 hours or so, I pay for the game anyway. I am just part of a growing populace of people that are damn sick and tired of being charged $50-$70 for a game that is trash and the developers know it is trash but just have a good marketing campaign.

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First off we have Illusion Island that I only played because years and years and years ago I played a game called Castle of Illusion starring Mickey Mouse on the Sega Genesis and it was actually a friggin fantastic game that remains popular to this day. I was hopeful that this game would follow in the footsteps of that one and I think they tried to make it do so, but mostly this is just a rather scaled back and kind of boring platformer without any sort of real identity.


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I like Donald's voice as much as the next guy but after a while with repetitive band boring gameplay you just want him, Minnie, Goofy, and Mickey to just shut up and get on with it.

I made it about 90 minutes into this game waiting for it to get good before I finally walked away.

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Next we have Dragon Quest 3 HD-2D remake for Swtich. I have very fond memories of this and many other Dragon Quest games because they were a huge part of my upbringing.

Unfortunately, these games are outdated and despite the graphical overhaul, it is just kind of evident that this is a game from a era long past.


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There is only so much polish that you can put on a turd and I think that Square Enix got their shinebox out in full force for this one but to no avail. I think the people that are happy about this game are the fanbois that would be happy just playing the original in a functional state on the Switch and honestly, the graphical and sound upgrades for the average user is not going to be enough. It's simply 80's RPG action with a few upgrades to the musical score but other than that, it is a boring slog of an RPG that we were ok with back in 1987 but these days we kind of expect a bit more.

Purely out of nostalgia's sake I managed to make it about 3 hours into replaying this one before I walked off on it as well. I will not be replaying this game.

I think that I am moving closer and closer to just biting the bullet and installing Octopath Traveler 0 on my Switch since this is what I am delaying anyway.

I only have two games that I need to try out before I just go ahead and do that. There is a Kirby game and Yoku's Island Express that I have installed already and simply haven't played them at all yet. If I have a go at both of those and feel the same way at the end, I think we can state without question that it is time for me to just put the latest Octopath on the system and forget about these other titles.

Two more "new game" fails on Nintendo Switch | Ecency