I am sad to announce: We are breaking up.
I just don't feel anything anymore when we are together. In the early years it wasn't uncommon to spend 3.5 hours in your company, watching your every move, completely engaged, sometimes, squirming and even yelling your name.
I think I was just too young to understand the commitment I made all those years ago - after all you were my first.
There have been up and down times in our relationship, I always prided myself on being there for you when you were your best or worst. We had good seasons and bad, that I admit.
Over the past couple of years, out of habit, I have tried to feel close to you, tried to pretend I care, tried to become aroused. It is time to acknowledge - I just can't fake it anymore. After I am with you, win or lose, I just feel unsatisfied. I don't know who you are anymore.
So, after all this time.. (Superbowl 1979) Pittsburgh Steelers, I am breaking up with you, and I wanted all my friends to know we are no longer "A thing".
Don't ask me to stay. It isn't me, it is you. I threw the lucky socks and underwear away, after all, I paid for them anyway! I have been on this Seattle Bandwagon, and if it doesn’t work out. I like those Cheese Heads. Good Luck! Bye Felicia. #Steelers #Breakingup
