And again you need to start a new topic somehow. At me, if it is fair, recently with it small difficulties, constantly it turns out the same type entry. Looked at other blogs and, as far as I understand, I do not have one with this problem, just the rest of them do not notice (and maybe notice), okay, it does not matter, the entry is over :)
Today I will show you Yandex's funny search requests, welcome.
As you know, in the search engines there is auto-completion. When we type our query, and they automatically substitute the most popular requests. Many also know that this is just a fount of humor. For example, typing the word "why", among the proposed options you can find "why Putin crab" and "why Medvedev bumblebee". Well and all in this spirit.
So, I decided to collect some of these ridiculous Yandex search queries in this article. By the way, for many of them there are even no normal relevant pages in the issue, so you can write your article and bring it to the top on this request;)
Go! Let's start with the word "why".
why you can not take pictures of those who are asleep - how could such a thing happen to anyone at all, I do not understand)
why children bite - maybe you need to feed them?
why girls like bad guys - someone threw the girl apparently
why girls do not give - this is somehow connected with the previous request)
why girls can not be planted early - one of the funniest queries: D
The following requests for the word "why".
why the sharp end of the finger is ready to argue, you do not know what a "finger" is and now you'll go to Google;)
why do I need a refrigerator if I do not smoke - just killed)
why destroy the flies of cockroaches and rats - indeed, they need to be fed on the contrary!
why do we need animals in the city - yes, leave only rats, flies and cockroaches)
why did I open Yandex - close it and open google, now!
why do I need you to name one reason - this is probably Yandex's answer to the previous query :)
why do you say hello I do not want to be not polite - the question and the answer in one sentence)
why do hair under your arm - how can you think of such a question?)
Now the word "where".
where to insert - depending on what to insert, I think;)
where you have to beat to cut down a person - on the right coccyx, definitely!
where to look - there, yes, yes, there
where you have to sleep with your head - at your feet, elementary!
How about this?
the man bit the bee and it swelled up - it's all clear, it's from the comedy club, Edward the Harsh)
a man consumes cauliflower organs - but what's this? : D
What to do?
what to do if freezing feet - wearing socks or shoes is not an option at all, you need to ask Yandex ...
What if I'm a fool - is not her feet freezing?
What to do if the armpits sweat - did not try to wash?
What to do when the child rolls up - Where does he go from them? Under the couch? : D
Requests for the word "whence".
from where the grasses are from Cambodia
from where ipad - almost "you from what area?" :)
where the money from the envelopes - as it turned out, Ogibalov, is a family from House-2. So that's what 95% of the population care about)
Further no less interesting, the words "what if".
that if you toss a scrap in the toilet of the train - that's all you wanted to know for the rest of your life what will happen)
that if a comma - and what if the point?
that if the truck at the speed of sound crashes into the car - and the truck we do not have the car I'm looking at)
that if there is no monthly - I have bad news for you: D
Well, the word "what".
what kind of charm Harry Potter attracted objects - apparently want to learn)
what was the tax on salt in India when it was a colony of england - the request at first glance is dull, but I googled the answer - the salt tax in India was 4000% - that's where LOL
what kind of a katerina was Boris and what he turned out to be - it seems like an asshole, otherwise there would not be a question :)
That's all, I hope you liked it. Subscribe and comment !!
