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Now that I've been on Steemit for almost a year I can safely say Steemit was a good investment, a perfect place for me to share things about myself, an environment worth enjoying and, most importantly,

"To Get The Girl: Plan, Visualise, Eject" There's A First Time For Everything This happened more than five years back, and it was the very first time in my life that I had asked anyone out. I

It Happens What happens? Does he become non-existent? Does he turn into David Blaine? These are very good questions posed in regards to newly made millionaires, and I think some of them might apply to

There was a time when I thought all was lost. Even though I had secured a contract for the facility in writing – the same facility in which we do all our business and operate today – I still knew something

Me? Do you miss Stratched Scratchford Earnstein currently residing in the east region of West Mongolia running a running a stable business enterprise overseas? - S.S. Earnstein Image

Earnstein-induced stess relief for the lighthearted Steemians at our facilities have started asking me questions regarding Steemit lately. Since they know I am highly invested in the platform, they usually

we already have vases at our facilities – they're just not for sale A few days ago I had the pleasure of meeting someone interesting – it was a guy who created Ming vases for a living. He asked me if he

It gladdens me that you liked what I had to say last time. For every vote you cast on my non-Mongolian ass, a new opportunity opens up at our facilities at Huggson E. Inc. I need you to know this, for

Well, what can I tell you? It is not easy, that much I can tell you. Well, let's begin by explaining my situation a bit: I am not yet a Mongolian citizen. Yes, I am the founder and owner of Huggson. E.

Earlier today, one of our workers at our premises damaged one of his right legs! Do not worry; he is being given the best medical care in the world, and the doctors have already stated that he will make

When a cumload ain't a cumload no more, then what is he? Is he non-existent? Is he David Blaine? The answer to this question lies somewhere between some neuroplasticity and a forehead wrinkle. (Image)

From all of us here at Huggson E. Inc to everyone of you on Steemit Inc, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! - Stratched Scratchford Earnstein

A Long-Deserved Break Have you forgotten about me? Well, I can tell you this: I'm never going away. I, Stratched Scratchford Earnstein am here to stay, for I believe in the practice of being consistent

As some of you cumload fans may already be aware, it recently came to everyone's attention that Larken is one of the biggest cunts in the "freedom movement". As of now, for two years he has been engaging

The Battle of Our Lives And we are praying our asses off here today at Huggson E. Inc, harder than we've ever prayed before. Will our prayers be answered, or shall we perish, being left for dead with the

Crime and Punishment And the cumloads kept pouring into his hairy buttox as our God and Emperor kept thrusting his mighty sausage, increasing the pressure every second, and Mitt kept screaming, but he

(Is this a fork god of demons on its way to earth, ready to unleash its wrath upon us all, or is it a good guy, preventing an awful future and instead serves to pave a road to success?) Image Oh Lord,

After hearing about these two, principled gentlemen's sexual endeavors of ultra-abusive nature and life-destroying ethics, a fantastic idea entered my mind earlier today while pondering about my post-Mongolian

I'm erratic! The DJT win gave me so much power my insides could not handle it for days (or was it the super hot, Mongolian pepperonis?) I don't know. I don't think I wanna know.