I Wished For Hive...

And I ended up with tons of them. They were fully powered up within hours of me getting them too. Didn't even wait for #HPUD

I think I got a bunch extra because the price dropped or maybe because my content is so fucking entertaining. Whatever the reason, the generous powers that be have bestowed upon me, a great abundance. I'm guessing it was @acidyo as he did say he was going to keep an eye on me when I started here.

Well whoever it was, I appreciate the gesture, but please get your hearing aid batteries changed because I said "HIVE" not "HIVES"!

That's right, I have been out of commision for the last five days because of your little misunderstanding. I haven't scrapped anything because my fingers are too fat to use tools and they hurt.

In hindsight I should have wished for HBD. It would have been far more comfortable than this. I mean, oatmeal baths are pretty soothing but trying to get it out of all the crannies gets a little tricky when your fingers are like little ballons.

Actually, maybe I got that hard of hearing genie. You know the one.