After losing in the Supreme Court, the defendant
Asked his lawyer, “where do we go from here?”
The lawyer looked him in the eye and
Said; “what do you mean by ‘we’? You go to
Prison; I go to my office😂🙆♂️
Her: James I didn’t see my period.
Him: Where did you keep it.
Her: I mean, I'm pregnant
Him: didn't open the message again 🤣
Some guys can be so wicked! So, because she left you for another guy, you're now using her pant to clean your shoe.😂🚶 .
Nowadays you go to Nightclubs and you will think it's P.T.A Meeting because you'll see a lot of small Girls accompanied by Old Men 😒😒😒
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Rejected handshake is one of the biggest insult ever
Only guys can relate🤣🤣
A kid was crying standing outside his house. A passer by asked: "Why are you crying?" Kid: "My parents are fighting inside the house." Passer by: "Who is your father?" Kid: "That is what the cause of the fight😂
One idiot used gun shots as ringtone and his Phone rang inside the Church, Over 1hour now we're still searching for our Pastor to continue the service🤣🤣
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means... Without Information, Fighting Everytime! WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever😂😂
I CAN'T LAUGH ALONE ...3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison because there are 3 fish inside 1 sardine. The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison because a tray of egg contains 30 eggs. And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice. 😂🙆♂️
stop kissing her lips and neck all the time those are not the only parts on her body surprise her by kissing her armpits🤔🤔🤔
At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see trouble 🤔
I can't separate this fight anymore, I’m going home🏃♂️😂
When you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologizes and changes her ways...
Dump her, that might be a man. Women don't do that. 😂🙆♂️
you cant expect her to quickly reply your how are you while another guy is becaus her whats your account number. my brother stop joking
I am not feeling fine please send me airtime when did airtime become medicinal please keep that behavior behind
my Chinese friend asked me why Nigerians will lock their car via remote and hear the lock sound and still check the door to be sure i told him that we like to be very sure our village people might have played the lock sound in our ear
I'm done watching Nigeria movie, how can a ghost be vomiting and wear wrist watch and still tiptoe while walking…. Wtf?. Who sees a ghost 😂
Girls that do Ghana weaving with Brazilian wool on a Nigerian hair, how do you survive with three nations on your head?
