Kontaktlos zur "neuen Normalität" 😂 Hier eine Übersicht der kontaktlosen neuen Welt, in der wir gerade leben. Mensch-zu-Mensch-Kontakte sollen bei der "Hammer und Tanz"-Strategie auf das absolute Minimum reduziert werden. Falls ich etwas vergessen habe, bitte in den Kommentaren posten.
| Kontaktlos | Lösung |
|---|---|
| Kontaktloses Arbeiten | Home-Office |
| Kontaktloses Shoppen | Self-Check-Out, Amazon Go, Online Shopping |
| Kontaktloses Zustellen | Lieferung vor die Haustür ohne Unterschrift, 24/7 Abholstationen |
| Kontaktloser Sport | Tennis, Golf oder Reiten sind wieder erlaubt |
| Kontaktloser Fußball | Geisterspiele ohne Publikum, teuere Corona-Schnelltests für die Mannschaft |
| Kontaktloses Taxi | Selbst-fahrende Taxis |
| Kontaktloses Bezahlen | Krypto 🖤 FinTech, Online Banking, Kredit/Bankomatkarten |
| Kontaktloses Reisen | VR, Games |
| Kontaktloses Meetup | Zoom, Skype, ... |
| Kontaktlose Schule | E-Learning |
| Kontaktloser Sex | Porn, Cybersex, Sex-Roboter |
Bleibt SAFU, egal ob kontaktlos oder kontaktreich 😂
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Contactless to the "new normal" 😂 Here is an overview of the contactless new world we are living in right now. Human-to-human contact has to be reduced to the absolute minimum according to the hammer and dance strategy. If I forgot something, please let me know in the comments.
| Contactless | Solution |
|---|---|
| Contactless Work | Home Office |
| Contactless Shopping | Self-Checkout, Amazon Go, Online Shopping |
| Contactless Delivery | Delivery in front of the doorstep, 24/7 pick-up stations |
| Contactless Sports | Tennis, Golf and Horse-back riding are allowed again |
| Contactless Football | Phantom games without fans for the television, expensive Corona rapid tests for the teams |
| Contactless Taxi | Self-driving Taxis |
| Contactless Payment | Crypto 🖤 FinTech, Online Banking, Plastic payment |
| Contactless Travelling | VR, Games |
| Contactless Meetup | Zoom, Skype, ... |
| Contactless Schooling | E-Learning |
| Contactless Sex | Porn, Cybersex, Sex Robots |
Stay SAFU contactless and contact-full 😂
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