A long, long time ago in a magical, magical galaxy...
After leaving the old-fashioned planet Venus, a group of ogres fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a spotty, space hut.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Suki Ramsbottom, an industrial pixie capable of jealousy and even mutilation.
Terrified, a hot gremlin known as Heather Nolan flees the Empire, with her protector, May Rabbit.
They head for Moscow on the planet Jupiter. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Rabbit uses her magical paperweight to defend Heather.
Rabbit and Gremlin Heather decide it's time to leave Jupiter and steal a scooter to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of old folk. Rabbit is attacked and the gremlin is captured by the old folk and taken back to Moscow.
Rabbit must fight to save Gremlin Heather but when she accidentally unearths a quiet guillotine, the entire future of the magical, old-fashioned galaxy is at stake.
