After an hour on the treadmill

When you think you've been working a long time

When you're trying to leave work

When you do the bare minimum at work

When you try to find your abs

When you still have another donut hidden

When you're next to get a shot

When they come to your desk right after

When your friends talk to you with respect

When your boss checks on you

When it's Sunday night

When you show your mom a meme

When you call in sick

When you don't put enough dressing on your salad

When you come out of a test other classes haven't done

Every time I leave work

After an hour on the treadmill

When kids are too honest

If Gordon Ramsey Voiced A GPS

When you let a fly out