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Almost puts Vanholio in the romancin' mood.

Nice view for Vanholio's mornin' piss! Camped up a knoll with site all 'round. Real defensible, too, with rifle and scope! No neighbors!!! Later edit. Was gonna write a post all about the volcano, which

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The dolphins’ expert, deliberate handling of the terrorized puffer fish implies that this is not their first time at the hallucinogenic rodeo Full story at Smithsonianmag.com

Winter is coming! At least it is again ta the mountains a northern New Mexico. Snow! I'm talkin' snow, People! That and lotsa clouds'n bitter winds. So Vanholio escaped 'bout an hour south and lower altitude

"Stuff it, stuff it in! Take it all, Baby! Cram that fuckin' chicken in your hole, choke it!" I screamed as the whole bird crammed inta my RoadPro Stove. Been surfing the web for 12 volt cooking

Happy Valentine's Day!

Another day, another breakfast burrito. Gawdammit, I never get tired of these things! Got this at Tia Betty Blues in Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA.

I'll be goin' down to lower elevation for the night.

"Dig a cathole," they say, "When you're boondocking and there ain't no toilets around." But how? How you use that without gettin' shit 'n pee all over yourself!? Read on! Uncle Vanholio'll

Do ya believe this shit! Goldfish livin' in a recycled tractor-tire cattle waterin' troth! In the middle a desert scrub! They're near 3 in (7 cm) long! How'd they get there? Some rancher kid put 'em there?

I know it don't look like much... Hell, it ain't much. Just some BLM scrubland. No one out here but Vanholio, Ms. Barkley, and the beeves. Probably jackrabbits, too. But I'll tell ya what it IS -- free

That's what we call it when ya smother ur burrito with red AND green chile! #feeltheburn

NM152, down the east side of the Black Range. This is the gentle side of the range, Y'all! ... That low country ahead is the Rio Grande Valley.

Heading up Gallinas Creek canyon, west side of New Mexico's Black Range, via NM 152. A few more twists and turns, and you're into tall pines and snow.

Amazing history! Very well done!

Walked around the adobe remnants of Fort Cummings (1863-1886) at the Eastern foot of the Cookes Range. Interesting history with Apaches, Mormon Battalion, Butterfield Stagecoach, Buffalo Soldiers, and

Maybe this gawdawful pink USB cable won't go missin' like the last one. (The van ain't that fuckin' big! Where the hell that old black one get off to!?) ... Just another corner cut off Vanholio's ManCard...

You Shall Not Pass!