[#49740] years ago i was at a rave in Toronto. We were devouring psychedelics and coke all day. I probably had a gram of MDMA to myself during the day plus 2 hits of acid and a couple grams of blow. We left the rave early because the girls we went with wanted to go to a party.So we went back to the hotel and i snorted a half gram line of coke and drank 12 beers. Then i took another hit of acid and smoked a couple bong rips. We asked the girls where the party is. They tell us a gay bar. Now, I'm not homophobic at all (some of my previous post titles prove this) but for some reason, maybe because of the drugs, i started to worry for my butthole. Its never been in a gay bar before. Will it gape? Will it tighten up so hard it bleeds? I knew my butthole would be confused or scared in this situation so i decided to find a way to protect it.Me and a buddy go to a dollar store across the street from the hotel. We find some duct tape. I put 2 to 3 pieces over my butthole. Then I felt comfortable enough to go to the gay bar. I didn't want to go to this gay bar but these girls did and i wanted to fuck them afterwards so i went.Inside the gay bar, it was actually pretty fucking wild. Coke was everywhere, pretty sure some people were smoking crack i could smell it. So we go up to the bar and have a few shots. Then, i had the urge to shit. At this point im so high on the drugs i forgot i duct taped my butthole shut. So i start pooping and nothing dropped. I tripped a bit then i remembered. I tried to take it off fast but i forgot about how much hair is around my butthole. I yelped in pain but then i laughed. After i shit i tripped because i flushed the duct tape down the toilet. Now my butthole was exposed. Then i left the bathroom and a gay guy came up to me and asked me if i wanted a hit of meth. I said yes immediately but then i got terrified because i thought he was seducing me with meth to get to my butthole. But i ended up hitting the meth pipe and having a great time. My butthole went unscathed once again.Moral of the story, gay bars are kind of fun.
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