WALKS INTO A BAR... FREE DRINKS A man walks into a a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave. The bartender tells him he owes $8. "But I already paid you. Don't you remember?" says

Funny Friday With @unortha Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you’re eating a watermelon. ER DOCTOR: So, what brings you here? PATIENT: An ambulance! What do you think?! Knock! Knock!