Jokes

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
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Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
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She hides her lover in the
cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
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The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
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The Man says: "Yes, it is."
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BOY: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
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MAN: "No, thanks."
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BOY: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
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MAN: "OK, how much?"
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BOY: "$1,000."
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A few weeks later it happened again , and the boy and the lover
were in the cupboard together again.
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BOY: "Dark in here."
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MAN: "Yes, it is."
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BOY: "I have soccer boots."
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The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the boy: "How much?"
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The Boy says, "$5,000."
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The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
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A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
boots, let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $6,000."
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that... $6,000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your
"SINS."
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They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes
the door.
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The Boy says: "Dark in here."
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The Priest tapped the boy's head and says: "Hey you're not in your father's house... Don't start that shit again!"
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