Yesterday I came up with what undoubtedly is the world's best haiku. The fact that it was 100 % accidental makes it only better:
If you are curious about the context just visit this post by 
https://steemit.com/community/@erodedthoughts/free-miracle-water
Don't forget to check his blog too and give him a follow if you like what you see. He is a fun, fat bearded guy :D
(eroded, if you read this let me remind you that I still wait for that steemit beer opener)