Do you hate your job? Your boss? Your colleagues?
Wish you were financially free instead of working like a good ol cuckie?
Then watch this video, I promise you will feel a lot better
There is solace in the misery of others. Poor fella, hardly making a living by literally diving into shit. And not only does he dive in shit, he and his family get shit by his comrades. "Hey, look that's the idiot who dives into shit". "Hey look, that's the dumb bitch who married the shit diver". "Oh look, those are the shit diver's kids, I bet they smell like shit"
Me, I see a true hero. Earning his money fair and square.
A true inspiration for us all. I was so inspired I decided to write a poem about him. Nah, just kidding, chatgbt wrote it. I named it " The Shit Diver". Enjoy:
Beneath the surface, where the water's brown,
A man dives deep, with a frown.
He wades through the waste, with no gear or mask,
To unclog the pipes, and make the sewage flow fast.
With only his hands and his strength as his tools,
He descends into the depths, with a steadfast attitude.
He works in the muck, where the smell is strong,
But he knows his job, and he carries on.
He pushes and pulls, with his hands and his feet,
He breaks up the blockages, that are oh so discreet.
He clears out the pipes, and he makes them run free,
So the waste can flow, as it's meant to be.
It's a dirty job, but someone must do,
And he's the man for the task, that much is true.
He earns his living, by diving in poop,
But he does it with pride, and he never gives up.
So when you flush your toilet, and the water runs clear,
Remember the man, who dove down in here.
He works in the shadows, but he's a hero in disguise,
The man who unclogs the pipes, where the poop resides.
Beautiful, just beautiful.
On a serious note, it's just so sad, this post will probably earn me more than what he gets per shit dive. We humans are peculiar creatures. We have created such an amazing world 馃槀