Guess what? I got nominated for another shitty challenge, this time by 
But from now on, if you want to shitty challenge me expect some shit in return... I won't chicken out, I won't back down. I will just give you shit.
So, without further ado I present you my top-5 shit posts of 2017:
1# Can You Guess What Animal Has The Biggest Sperm In The World?
What was that? I can almost hear your thoughts... Did you just think of the blue whale? Sorry smartie, being the biggest animal doesn't mean you pack the biggest sperm.. You wanna try again? Don't bother, you will never come up with the right answer if you don't already know it. You will just keep repeating big animals and I will keep telling you no, no and no.
The animal with the biggest sperm in the world is actually this little fella:
Drosophila bifurca (credit)
Drosophila bifurca flies, like the one depicted above, hold the record for world's longest sperm cells, which when uncoiled can reach an astonishing length of up to 5.8 cm long. To have an idea of how big this is, human sperm cells are about 1000 times smaller, at about 0.005 cm long! Make sure to click here if you have a thing for big sperm and want to learn more.
2# Can You Guess What Animal Has The Biggest Testicles?
What was that? Did you think about the blue whale AGAIN? WRONG!
To be fair though, this time you were much, much closer... The right answer to the question is the...right whale (Eubalaena Sp..).
But the right whale is only the right answer if the question is "what animal has the biggest testicles, that's it!". If your question is "what animal has the biggest testicles proportionally to its body" then the answer changes to the Bushcricket (Platycleis affinis).
Back in 2010, researchers from the University of Derby, discovered that the Bushcricket produces testes that make up to 14% of its body mass! Want to learn more about big balls? Then what are you waiting? Click here!
3# Can You Guess What Animal Produces The Biggest Penis In The World?
I can hear your thoughts again.. You are like, "ok ok, we know, it is not the blue whale, but what the heck could it be"? Guess what, you were wrong AGAIN cause third time is the charm..Damn, you almost had it, if only you believed more in yourself.! But like with the previous question, blue whale is the answer only if we talk about pure numbers..
When the question is "what animal has the biggest penis proportionally to its body" the golden medal goes to barnacles! Barnacles are sessile animals. Being stuck in one place for your entire life definitely makes sex tricky. But not if you are a barnacle because your penis gets to be 10 bigger than your body! Do you like big dicks? Make sure to click here to learn more!
Confined to a life stuck to a rock, barnacles have evolved to have the longest penis of any animal for their size! (credit: University of Alberta)
4# 9 Incredibly Weird Animal Penises !!!
Had enough dick? Not until I say so. Click here and prepare yourselves for a dick overdose. Gigantic, four-headed, fake, female, detachable, stabbing, exploding, there is one for all tastes.. Heck I even got a singing dick!
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5# Rare Medical Oddities Vol.1 - Diphallia (NSFW)
I kept the best for the last... You probably have an idea what this post is about. No? Ok, here's the definition of Diphalia:
Diphallia is a rare developmental abnormality in which a male is born with two penises.
The condition is extremely rare and occurs once in every 5 to 6 million male births. If you think your stomach can handle my first (and only atm) NSFW post CLICK HERE.
The End
Uf.. One more shitty challenge finished... So... WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?
@ned