After successfully directing the future of Western civilization towards a cliff, hackers from the Kremlin have teamed up with Golos and successfully infiltrated the Steemit database. Here is a brief summary of what they found.
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When Steem Dollars was first conceived, the team struggled to come up with an acceptable corresponding ISO currency code. 'What do you think about STD?' asked 
Recent dips in the entire crypto sector were due to Klan members selling off after they came to terms with a mix-up involving the word 'whitepaper' being constantly auto corrected to 'white power' on their devices.
Steem will no longer support languages other than braille.
Hardfork 19 will allow users who have powered up over 9000 Steem Power a small chance to evolve into a Super Steemian. Super Steemians have the ability to concentrate all their Ki into a single Super Upvote, which is extremely rewarding but depletes their entire Voting Power bar.
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Due to reports of flagging being abused, the flag icon will now float around the screen unpredictably making it more difficult to click. Missing the icon will still result in a loss of Voting Power. This feature will arrive in the next update and be known as Capture the Flag.
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