Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “What

An Arab at the airport: Name? Abdul al-Rhazib. Sex? Three to five times a week. No, no... I mean male or female? Male, female, sometimes camel. Holy cow! Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. But isn't

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem:

Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women

Sweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does something unique: it turns trash into power on a national scale using

One Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "If you had two horses, would you give me

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None , they will all fly away with the first

A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it.” The teacher's reply was casual, “Ten years.” Impatiently,

Love does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everything suffers. Love never stops.

" How was your blind date? " a college student asked her roommate. " Terrible! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce". " Wow! That's a very

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Is it really true that everything between Rosalie and you, Michael, is over? A whole year you were keeping company. Just imagine! And did you tell her about your rich uncle whose only heir you are. It

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A husband and wife came for counselling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years

A husband and wife are driving down a country lane when the wife turns to her husband and says, “I can’t live like this anymore! I’ve been having an affair with your best friend for the last three years!”