Hello dear community!
Sorry for being absent last week, but a lot of things happen and time is limited.
Those who are familiar with my stories, know that love failures are my karma. As much as I try, defeat awaits me just around the corner and love betrays me, without pain or glory.
Because of this, I have made a drastic decision. Which I will tell you below.
Tincho is for sale!
Since we are on a platform where publications are monetized, why not monetize my relationships. Since free is not going well, I better charge for my company... No?
Besides what I am going to offer is good, nice and cheap...
They call me Tincho, I'm easy and cheap.
That would be the slogan to start with. I accept constructive criticism.
Any interested lady can send me a private message.
The services and rates are as follows:
5 Kisses per week… 0.00025 Sbd
Dinner + Movies + 2 Kisses… 0.5 Sbd
Dinner + Movie + Darkroom… 1 Sbd
Dinner + Theater + lights on… 100 Sbd
(Sorry, but I'm shy)
Give jealousy to a suitor + Dispute included (just in case)… 3 Sbd
Accompaniment in night of crying + Consolation (handkerchiefs included)… 500 Sbd
Family introduction + Talk with the father-in-law… 2000 Sbd
These would be the services offered so far. Any suggestion is welcome.
It is worth mentioning that my services are offered only to ladies.
Please, men abstain. Do not send photos by private message, that the only thing you achieve is to discourage me.
Clarified this. My benefits can not only be paid in Sbd. I accept btc, eth, ltc or any cryptocurrency.
Obviously, when closing the deal, I will provide the corresponding curriculum to highlight virtues and defects. To be transparent, I give you some of them.
Virtues
Behavior and education: Excellent
Caballerosity: Excellent
Listening ability: Audiometry and ear studies, updated.
Knowledge regarding sexual issues: A German tractor
Privacy: All inclusive
Defects:
Problems of back: Floor and armchair not admitted.
Allergic to cats.
Evasive about size questions.
Hermetic heart to love.
I try to be as honest as possible, I am open to inquiries and the schedules would be 24/7. You find me as Tincho in steemtichat, discord, etc etc. Please avoid lowering the price, I am cheap for what you will see and the service is of excellence. You will not regret it. Also I am thinking of adding a souvenir as a bonus track to the service, as a demonstration of gratitude to the confidence offered.
If you want photos, I have in sunga, elephant trumpet underwear, in tiger position and doing the Kame Hame Ha. All available to those interested.
That's all folks! Wish me luck in my new adventure. Spread the word! And remember: