Who is behind @haejin and @berniesanders?

Before I start my story or rant, I would just like to add that this entire piece is completely fictional and that you shouldn't believe anything written here.
Ofcourse you will also know that disclaimers are often just there for the sake of formality and to protect the author of content from legal issues.

Let's look at @haejin:

Last time I checked Haejin is Korean name and this tends to be a name given to females.
Haejin is well known for having found a way to make a great deal from posting complete crap and making money from it. I've talked to a great deal of people
and I've tried to figure out how he does it, maybe someone in the comments could explain it.

If you look at haejin's profile, he has a website and we can whois it. This is what I found:

All I can say is I won't take technical advice from anyone who makes use of GoDaddy.
I would also not take any form of technical advice from anyone using ftp in 2018:

We have pictures of haejin, he must be a real person?
Hmmm, I think they are picture of someone else, probably from a movie? Would like to hear what you think in the comments.
We have videos with clips of his voice in there too.

Let's list what we do know about @haejin:

• He has several accounts used to upvote his own posts. (The same goes for @berniesanders)

What haejin would like us to think of him:

• He is a young Asian male in his 20's.
• He is an excellent crypto currency trader.

Let's look at @bernisanders:

Here was quite a cool recent piece about @berniesanders:
https://steemit.com/steem/@mmmmkkkk311/weekend-berniesanders-the-fun-guy-or-reward-pool-rapist

Btw I have several accounts on steem and we are a group of people working together on this account. On one of my other accounts in the group I wrote
some criticism about @berniesanders which resulted in me being "downvoted" to hell. @berniesanders is a gay fish like Kanye West, he can't accept cricism, or
perhaps this is what he would like you to think. @berniesanders is a made up personality that was decided on by a group of psychological profilers working in the NSA.
It is pretty easy to sum up @berniesander's profile , in terms of what they would like you to think about bernie, let's sum it up:

• @berniesanders does not like @haejin. (The reason for this is that you would never think that they are working toward the same goal.)
• @berniesanders is a white male in his late 30's or early 40's.
• @berniesanders has democratic party tendencies and affiliations.
• @berniesanders pretends to get very angry and go on rage tangents that often result in posts with a great deal of profanity. (This is just a front and a way to stir up emotion on the platform.)
• @berniesanders from what I can tell pretends to be an American citizen.
• @berniesanders likes to assure people that he is powerful and has a great deal of money behind him. Intelligence agencies like to fool people
  into thinking they are this big giant group of people who are very well organized, well funded and influencial(even at moments where they aren't well organized or when they are lacking funding)

See here:

We have tried to put together a profile for @berniesanders, as far as we can tell @berniesanders is a group of
people working at the NSA, they are working together in a small team let's call it team KFC (think Kernel Sanders), although they are part of a bigger team which is dedicated to finding ways to make money out of the steem blockchain (Let's call this operation Choo Choo, hence the name "steem"). I just made these names up so I can organize all of this
in my mind, they could really have any name. If you ever read the book:"The Puzzle Palace" then you will know that the NSA has very interesting names for their teams, if you
read the book you will also know that the NSA just like the CIA has a very dark history.

This money will be put towards clandestine operations of the NSA, we suspect the funding is going towards
a seperate group modelled around the TAO group: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailored_Access_Operations
If you have never heard of TOA then I suggest that you look them up. Here are some slides on TOA from the snowden leaks:

Besides there being a team dedicated to hacking the steem blockchain, there are teams setup for any new upcoming cryptocurrency or token.
If you look at the past year, these teams have been very succesful at hacking several cryptocurrencies, let's have a look at all these big hacks that happened:

• NEM / XEM Hack:
  http://time.com/money/5123018/coinchec-nem-hack-how-the-hackers-pulled-it-off/
• Bigthumb Hack: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/06/19/south-korea-crypto-exchange-bithumb-says-it-was-hacked-coins-stolen.html
  also see: https://techcrunch.com/2018/06/19/korean-crypto-exchange-bithumb-says-it-lost-over-30m-following-a-hack/
  The list goes on...

How much is team Choo Choo actually making.

It is really hard to tell. I think @grumpycat is actually also part of the team, but this is just suspicion, I havn't done enough research to be able to tell.
Here is an interesting post from 6 months ago that someone wrote about @berniesanders and @haejin's earnings:
https://steemit.com/steem/@pawsdog/the-curious-case-of-the-errant-comma-haejin-berniesanders

Possible Motivations for Doing this?

So why would the NSA be doing this? Well if they don't do this, then the Chinese, Russians or even North Koreans will beat them at this. This obviously doesn't make
what they are doing right,but this is their motivation and the people working on these teams have been selected based on several criteria, one of the criteria obviously
being "blind patriotism" and other weaknesses in their personality that would make them buy into this type of thinking. People like to work on things that they believe in,
people like to feel that they are making a difference.

What kind of structure do these teams have?

Each team is structured completely different and this is really dependant on how the cryptocurrency they are targeting works and how it will be evolving.
Although each team is structured different, there are some similarities that can be found accross teams. Here are some attributes
that could be common among all teams, in each team you will find subteams responsible for the following:

• Small team dedicated to developing new ways to launder earnings. We can refer to this as the "tumbler" or "mixer" team.
• There is also a team dedicated to tracking transactions, this team is used to see what other intelligence agencies are up to, they are also responsible for
  testing the effectiveness of the tools developed by the "tumbler" or "mixer" team.
• Another team is used to withdraw the laundered funds in a seemingly stealth fashion and then to send the funds to companies setup all accross the world.
• A team exists to find people working for big cryptocurrency exchanges. This team then researches every employee and tries to find a way to corrupt or blackmail them. This
  happens in a very compartmentalized fashion so that no fingers can be pointed to a specific person after a big "inside job" style cryptoexchange hack. Hacking people is far
  less effort as opposed to hacking the actual exchange.
• A team exists to guard each blockchain project's open source code from contributions from rogue contributors who work for other intelligence agenceis. This is the blocking team.
• Another team exists to infiltrate the open source community of a blockchain project and to achieve a high status in this community, which will give the NSA the ability
  to add little pieces of code by several different contributors (also in a compartmentalized fashion) to create small security bugs in the project. Each bug is strategically
  added to the code over time so they can be chained together to be used in one big exploit in the cryptocurrency.
• There is one team dedicated to creating exploits to use against each respective blockchain. This team is very good at writing code and at writing documentation.
• The last team is the most important team, they are used to conduct these big hacks and exploit a weakness in each respective blockchain or token.

No More Bid Bots and No SmartSteem for Me Anymore:

Btw I've stopped making use of upvote bots of any kind and I've also stopped making use of smartsteem.
I hope this article is an interesting read and get's upvoted, but if it doesn't get upvoted then I really don't care, I'm trying to work
on input driven performance instead of "output driven performance". I put allot of work into this post and did my best and that is where it stops,
I can't control how people react to my input with their output. I suggest that you try this approach on steem.