HELLO HIVE,YOUR NEW FINANCIAL ADVISOR IS HERE. Get To know Him!

This is not my first post here, but if you reading from me for the first time, you can read this post as a little “get to know me more”. My name is Native Boy. I’m a professional money squander in nature, I also minor in finance advisories and consulting. But that’s not my career, that’s just the degree that’ll fund my career. I hope you understand.

Actually even my career is a side hustle, I’m just waiting to be a billionaire, either by adoption or by marriage.

Spending money is my personality, money in, money out. That’s how I roll.

I tried saving, but I just kept failing, and to be honest with all of you, I don’t focus on things I’m not good at. Eventually, I stopped believing in saving. You are not saving my dear, you're living in denial. You’ll spend that money one day so why not make that day today. Mmm?

You might be thinking “if You’re spending so much, you must be so rich”. No. I don’t have shingbain! I’m just waiting for the consequences . In fact have you heard of “laugh now cry later”? That’s the code of conduct I live by. Sometimes after some reckless spending, I look at my account and feel like perhaps there’s been some suspicious activities that I'm not aware of, and when my brain finally hits factory reset then I realize I’m actually the suspect.

Before you proceed to read, I’ll like to inform you that if you listen to my advice on money, you’ll end up broke. That one is certain. But you’ll be happy, and that’s certain also.

What happens here is that I don’t teach responsibility, I teach joy. And you can always say you didn’t spend recklessly, you invested in memories. Of course you will cry later, but in your new cloths, shoes.

This’ll be the end of my get to know me session today. I hope I have convinced you and not confused you to open your wallet and spend your money.

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