I gotta leave in 10 minutes! OMG WHAT AM I GOING TO WRITE!!!!??? When I was a kid, I... played a lot of video games. They were fun. I rode bikes. That was fun too. It's kind of funny, my parents feel like they were the last generation to enjoy all the freedom and anarchy of being a kid growing up in the.... you know what? I don't remember what decade they grew up in. Fiftyish years ago. Do your own math! Anyway I used to ride my bike and walk around my neighborhood like we were living in complete anarchy. It was awesome. Kids need anarchy. I needed anarchy. Your kids need anarchy. If your kids don't get anarchy, then I will judge you as a parent. Everyone knows that being judged by another parent on social media is the worst thing ever. It's worse than death. I should know. I saw a study online about it. That is the most important lesson I can think of when I only have 10 minutes to come up with something to write.
