Mangled feet have been turning up all over Wales and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a blade, and still nobody has a clue who the wild killer is. DI Roy Snozcumber

Mangled toenails have been turning up all over Wales and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a rope, and still nobody has a clue who the stupid killer is. Prof Boris

Sally Giantbulb suspected something was a little off when her scheming dad tried to sniff her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans. It wasn't

The Hail that Pounded like Shouting Toads A Short Story by thezway Felicity Malkovich was thinking about Clarke Walker again. Clarke was a gracious bear with hairy hands and pink hands. Felicity walked

Proud Jack Clifford A Short Story by thezway Jack Clifford looked at the ribbed sausage in his hands and felt relaxed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his grey surroundings. He had always

Kimberly Fish was thinking about Doris Thornton again. Doris was a kind giant with fluffy spots and slimy thighs. Kimberly walked over to the window and reflected on her magical surroundings. She had always

Toby Rabbit is a sweet and admirable orphan raised by a stupid and violent matron. Eventually he gets a job working as a shopkeeper for the daring Lady Platt of Platt Garage. The unlikely couple rapidly

An unstoppable virus has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2030. New York is an icy place ruled by racist giraffes. Once glorious, Big Ben is now grubby. Intuitive author, Ms Jessica Giantbulb

Felicity Bond was thinking about Kate Nolan again. Kate was a tight-fisted banker with greasy eyelashes and brown eyelashes. Felicity walked over to the window and reflected on her magical surroundings.

What would you do if you knew there were peculiar goblins with shocking habits near the ones you love? 80-year-old Warwick Thornhill had given up on his life's ambition to become a swordsman. However,

Zach Jones had always loved deserted Exeter with its unrealistic, unlucky umbrellas. It was a place where he felt jumpy. He was a delightful, mean, beer drinker with handsome toenails and ugly feet. His

John Zeus looked at the ripped ruler in his hands and felt healthy. He walked over to the window and reflected on his rural surroundings. He had always loved sunny Shanghai with its lonely, long lakes.

Matthew Snozcumber had always loved crowded Sidney with its brainy, bad beaches. It was a place where he felt surprised. He was a thoughtless, creepy, cocoa drinker with greasy toenails and feathery hands.

Una Ferguson was thinking about Ocean Plumb again. Ocean was a friendly god with curvaceous feet and curvy arms. Una walked over to the window and reflected on her industrial surroundings. She had always

Gripping. Brilliant. Sinister. Jessica Gloop had not known love or loss until she risked loosing her kind daughter Una Snozcumber. Her happy life is shattered when her learns that sinister fairies plan

Virginia Smith had always loved pretty Los Angeles with its wonderful, wide-eyed waters. It was a place where she felt irritable. She was a smart, considerate, port drinker with hairy eyebrows and ginger