Faith takes courage until it requires ignoring evidence. Then it takes cowardice, dishonesty and delusion.
Most of Guns N' Roses' songs are love songs. They're basically a louder version of Tailor Swift.
Science answers "what" using evidence. Philosophy answers "why" using logic. Religion answers "what" and "why" with faith in ancient mythology
I predict in five years, every movie scene will be filmed in orange and teal lights.
Focus on what you're doing, not what you want. You climb a mountain by taking steps, not by obsessively staring at the peak.
Your life won't improve until you improve your thoughts.
If you're ever feeling bad, try thinking of something good.
You won't find peace outside of you until you find peace inside of you.
I challenge any Christian to read Exodus and Leviticus ten times, and then say, "I see no evidence of mythology or primitive culture here."
Someone should print a Bible with all the fucked up parts in red. Then you can give it to Christians and say, "Sell me on anything in red."
Charging the shit out of anyone who misses a payment on a debt, wouldn't happen in any place faintly resembling Utopia.
Your value is set by how much love you give, not by how much you recieve.
If you're a Christian, and haven't given everything to the poor, I assume you either don't know what the Bible says or you lack conviction.
My only problem with fast food chains is they use slave labor to sell poison to the public and markup the cost as high as the market allows.
America would be better off if every news anchor was a licensed psychologist, instead of a surreal-acting sensationalist.
You'd think the pickier you are, the sweeter life will be, but the less picky you are, the less difficult life will be.
Floating islands could solve extreme poverty, refugee crises and pollution
I knew an inmate who refused to work in the prison sweat shop. When asked why. He said, "If I wanted to be a slave, I wouldn't have sold drugs"
Any president who doesn't talk about the fact that state-sanctioned slavery going on in U.S. prisons, is a complete failure at their job.
How solve extreme poverty and every refugee crises
The low, low prices at your favorite store were brought to you by the slaves who made the products, not the generosity of the store owners.
I hate it when you watch a video on Youtube, and afterwards you think, "Fuck. That's what you just did with that time in your life."
I want to leave snarky replies to Trump's tweets, but I assume my name will automatically be put on Trump's terrorist watch list #trumptweet
Responsibility is doing what you need before doing what you want.
There are 2 kinds of people: ones who treat others well because they care and ones who treat others bad because they only care about theirself.
When the politician you've been dogmatically defending has the lowest approval rating in history, it's time to consider you might be wrong.
Trump's campaign slogan should have been, "The disaster America needs."
Failing is practicing, and practicing is succeeding.
No politician is "for women's rights" as long as it's illegal for women to take their shirt off.
The more afraid a population is, the more conservative it'll behave. The more hopeful a population feels, the more progressive it'll behave.
Should transsexuals be allowed in the military? A politically agnostic veteran's perspective
"Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives, and few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of the time."
Doctors and football coaches disagree with the following statement: It is never a good idea to bang your head against anything.
If you don't read the comments on Trump's Twitter feed, you should. Hope he does. I couldn't imagine how it feels to get called out so bad.
The larger the group of people you blame the world's problems on, the more likely you're just an intellectually lazy bigot.
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