I'm a broke college student right now and I have to pay for tuition, food, and housing. All of my money goes to school and sustenance. I don't have any money to throw down on CryptoKitties, so I came up with a plan to get free Ethereum (ETH) to buy CryptoKitties.
The first step in the master plan was to find a place to get free Ethereum. I wrote a post here, so that I could brainstorm with the community on seed funding options for CryptoKitties. This part of the plan was met with some setbacks.
Before I go any further let me address the elephant in the room. You might be asking why I don't just go out there and get "real" cats? Wouldn't it just be easier if I go to an animal shelter and adopt a cat? My answers to that is, I don't want your filthy fiat-cats. I don't want to feed them fiat-food--spending my non-existent fiat-money. Damn it!
Okay, back to my plan now that I have addressed your hostilities. Stage one of the plan didn't go so well. Only two people replied to my post and one was a bot:
I was also met with resistance by a human:
SILENCE human!
All was going well. I was on my third day of mining and I finally hit minimum payout of 0.01 ETH. I hit the payout button and then:
I will not be so easily discouraged. If the payout doesn't come soon then I will have to move onto phase two of the Master Plan to Become an Old Crypto-Cat Lady.
Disclaimer:
No fiat-cats were harmed in the production of this post.
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