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Be My Kicking Partner Dick Kisser, Please!
Be My Kicking Partner Dick Kisser, Please! by The Invisible Man Dear Dick Kisser, I am your number one fan! The first time I saw you, I felt overjoyed. I could not believe a queen could be so polka-dot
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Enough With Your Loud Spoon and Dirty Fork
Enough With Your Loud Spoon and Dirty Fork by The Invisible Man Dear Dick Bush, I have always felt elated living near to you. You are the most little neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore, you
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A Poor Toad Brandishing a Pair of Golf Clubs Ate My Homework
A Poor Toad Brandishing a Pair of Golf Clubs Ate My Homework by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Barry McCociner, Have I told you lately how much I love your pointless arm pits? I am writing to you to ask for
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Collapsing Like Two Entertaining Foxes
Collapsing Like Two Entertaining Foxes by The Invisible Man Dear Anita Masingil, I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish Horror Booth, where we first met. The moment I clapped
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Punished for likening my eyes to a fiery mange tout
Punished for likening my eyes to a fiery mange tout by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Huginkiss, I am sorry to report that little Amanda Huginkiss has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Amanda Huginkiss
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Re: Your Wild and Tasteless Annexe
Re: Your Wild and Tasteless Annexe by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Nell Retentive, Thank you for providing me with a very wild and tasteless annexe over the last ten years. I have really enjoyed dealing with
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Goodbye A.S. Muncher Tiny Owl
Goodbye A.S. Muncher Tiny Owl by The Invisible Man Dear A.S. Muncher, To me, you are like a very tiny owl and I'm not sure that I need a very tiny owl in my life right now. Things started to go wrong when
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Stick Your Smooth and Tasteless Job, Mr Mike Hawk
Stick Your Smooth and Tasteless Job, Mr Mike Hawk by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Mike Hawk, I have some news, which I think you will find spiky. Over the last two weeks, I have found working for Pugford
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For My Fancy Moonlight
For My Fancy Moonlight A Love Poem by The Invisible Man Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your hat is fancy, And so are you. Orchids are white, Ghost ones are rare, Brackets are curly, And so is your hair.
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A Lass Called Pam DIck
A Lass Called Pam DIck A Limerick by The Invisible Man There once was a lass from australia. She said, "See the lovely qualia!" It was quite tropical, But not semitropical, She couldn't resist
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Andrew's Torment - The Villanelle Of Shoes
Andrew's Torment - The Villanelle Of Shoes A Villanelle by The Invisible Man Andrew couldn't stop thinking about shoes They were just so cruel and crude Never had he known anything so diffuse That morning,
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Ode to the Cube
Ode to the Cube A Sonnet by The Invisible Man My evil cube, you inspire me to write. How I love the way you eat, sneer and trot, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the random
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The Politician and the Jockey
The Politician and the Jockey Rhyming Couplet Ideas by The Invisible Man See the flying of the politician, I think he's angry at the patrician. He finds it hard to see the ghost, Overshadowed by the wild
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Blunder - A Didactic Cinquain
Blunder - A Didactic Cinquain by The Invisible Man Blunder Scribal, egregious Lapsing, flubbing, muffing Absolutely the best Fumble Thanks for reading, The Invisible Man @theinvisibleman
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Flowers
Flowers Free verse by The Invisible Man I saw the the pink biological process of my generation destroyed, How I mourned the bloom. Never forget the pinkish and chromatic bloom. Roses, however hard they
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