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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman
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Writer of funny and corny things.
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2017-10-01 23:17
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2019-03-14 00:40
Jack Goff, the Goblin
Jack Goff, the Goblin A Fantasy Novel by The Invisible Man In a tent there lived a warped, moist goblin named Jack Goff. Not a tall peculiar, dirty tent, filled with dice and a wild smell, nor yet a sloppy,
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2019-03-13 22:37
There's something about Iona
There's something about Iona A Hot Romance by The Invisible Man Holden Hiscock is a fat, sexy and delightful hairdresser from the city. His life is going nowhere until he meets Iona Glasscock, a grubby,
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2019-03-13 19:34
Ivana Hump
Ivana Hump A Psychological Novel by The Invisible Man Gripping. Brilliant. Arrogant. Harry Cox had not known love or loss until he risked loosing his smart wife Ivana Hump. His happy life is shattered
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2019-03-13 17:29
Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply?
Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply? A Drabble by The Invisible Man "Sis, what do you think of my frozen shelf?" "Er... I don't know dear." "What about my creepy leg? Some say
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2019-03-13 14:26
The Cursed Sandwich
The Cursed Sandwich A Short Story by The Invisible Man Heywood Jagoblowhim was thinking about Harry Dong again. Harry was a spiteful banker with chubby toes and curvy elbows. Heywood walked over to the
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2019-03-13 12:23
Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled!
Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled! by The Invisible Man Dear Dick Weed, I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat pointy and your individual views
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2019-03-13 10:20
Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please!
Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please! by The Invisible Man Dear Cox Ucker, I am your number one fan! The first time I saw you, I felt proud. I could not believe an actor could be so hideous and polka-dot.
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2019-03-13 07:17
Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence
Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Hoare, I have always felt frustrated living near to you. You are the most great neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore,
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2019-03-13 05:14
A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework
A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Felterbush, Have I told you lately how much I love your spotty arm pits? I am writing to you to ask for an extension
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2019-03-13 02:11
Munching Like Two Hideous Cats
Munching Like Two Hideous Cats by The Invisible Man Dear Brooke N. Rubbers, I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish my bedroom, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes
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2019-03-13 00:08
Punished for likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea
Punished for likening my nipples to a fluorescent pea by The Invisible Man Dear Ms Pubes, I am sorry to report that little Curley Pubes has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Curley Pubes is
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2019-03-12 22:06
Punished for likening my chins to a little carrot
Punished for likening my chins to a little carrot by The Invisible Man Dear Mrs Nekkid, I am sorry to report that little Buck Nekkid has been assigned a detention. As you know, little Buck Nekkid is usually
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2019-03-12 19:03
Re: Your Lonely and Moist Apartment
Re: Your Lonely and Moist Apartment by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Dickinme, Thank you for providing me with a very lonely and moist apartment over the last ten years. I have really enjoyed dealing with
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2019-03-12 18:00
Goodbye Pookie Grubby Mouse
Goodbye Pookie Grubby Mouse by The Invisible Man Dear pookie, To me, you are like a very grubby mouse and I'm not sure that I need a very grubby mouse in my life right now. Things started to go wrong when
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2019-03-12 14:57
Stick Your Hairy and Terrifying Job, Chief
Stick Your Hairy and Terrifying Job, Chief by The Invisible Man Dear Chief, I have some news, which I think you will find grubby. Over the last one hundred and seven days thirty two minutes, I have found
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2019-03-12 12:50
For My Active Waterfall
For My Active Waterfall A Love Poem by The Invisible Man Roses are red, Violets are blue, Infection is active, And so are you. Orchids are white, Ghost ones are rare, A guy is chocolate, And so is your
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2019-03-12 10:47
Cat
Cat An Acrostic by The Invisible Man Conventions toy. Annual conventions cringe. Tree frogs amphibian. Thanks for reading, The Invisible Man @theinvisibleman
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2019-03-12 07:44
A Man Called Sam Dick
A Man Called Sam Dick A Limerick by The Invisible Man There once was a man who liked trees. He said, "See the great maccabees!" It was rather small, But not very saul, He couldn't say no to the
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2019-03-12 05:41
Josh's Torment - The Villanelle Of The Art
Josh's Torment - The Villanelle Of The Art A Villanelle by The Invisible Man Josh couldn't stop thinking about the art It was just so clammy and unkind But he could never forget the mart That morning,
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2019-03-12 02:36
Ode to the Bottle
Ode to the Bottle A Sonnet by The Invisible Man My pink bottle, you inspire me to write. I love the way you flap, wallow and swim, Invading my mind day and through the night, Always dreaming about the
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