Hmm, I wonder what she did with the penis enlargement surgery gift you declined...

Between all the crabs and Steem's price decline, at least they won't starve to death if there's no money for groceries.

That guy looked like he was about to start hammering away and nail her!

This looks like a time lapse of Steem-Engine's rollout and all of the random tokens on it.

It's NOT going to be fun to treat those crabs.

Haha - she probably went to dust the cobwebs off real quick.

I actually met someone who got scurvy from eating only Ramen and drinking virtually only wine for a prolonged period. Yes, he got scurvy, and I can't imagine why with all of the nutrition packed into each

Wow it looks like that one-eyed monster was pretty backed up there.

You need to grow the Benjamin Button variety.

Glad to hear she's ok. You nailed the translator line. Don't ever change your stripes with that sense of humor during tough times.

You know the drill... Always carry an extra towel.

Right... and while you're digging your hole deeper, there were actually 4 raisins and they could sing...

I think you just solved Steem's marketing problem a'la Dogecoin-like dog memes.

When your eye fucking is so potent it immediately gets a girl pregnant.

To most millennials these days, this is fine art. The textures. The lines. The tone. The juxtaposition. This is brilliant!

Technically could be "buddi."

Booooo.

They should make you try to eat it with micro chopsticks.

This would've made for a better ending in the Game Of Thrones finale.