Double life as a furry swinger when not filming. Courtesy reminder to delete web history before wife comes home.

Side effects of roofies include: loss of bowel control.

Wow, that movie must've been boring for a snake to yawn.

Good for VR porn too...

Steemians can use this too: I will not fake my rewards.

Damn, with these Steem prices, looks like a Steemian parking close enough to blog using Starbucks' free WiFi.

She was just shocked you wanted more since she made the cake with it. Eww.

Hopefulley programing languagis four blockchain developmant take it's place. I offten strugle with my grammer, even as a naitive speeker.

Looks like it pays to use the tickle move with all of the sparks flying between 'em.

When you're allergic to gluten, but the wedding cake wasn't gluten-free.

With his age and declining career, any-cock'll-doo!!

I feel bad for her hubby who found out she was into BSDM after they got hitched.

It's Litcoin now... the coin for millennials who don't understand you can buy a fraction of a BTC.

Just as bad as your Dad's dirty little secret.

Haha - the irony here is that this post was (edited). Looks like Skittles mixed with acid tabs.

All good until a prankster screams "fetch!!!!"

I think we can all see with Clarity that his Carat wasn't Cut out for this surgery. I guess we can all guess his Color.

If you're right first, you don't need to get paid.

No photo source. Is this a true story? The breeze coming in through the hole in the back of your pants must offer some temporary relief.

Woah?? I'm not "fearing" anything. Second, I didn't say this is a "real problem" or not. That's completely twisting my words. I was simply pointing out that 18 people don't hold much