Greetings, @zeraton!
Thank you for posting this disturbing story in our community. Your story mixes the mystery of the events narrated by the old man with an ending that betrays his particular sense of humor.

We would appreciate it if you would stop and review the community guidelines. There is a cannibalistic act in your writing that clashes with what we expect to find in stories published on The Ink Well.
We look for stories that are violence-free, safe for all audiences, and encourage interaction between writers through appropriate and thoughtful comments. Adhering to community standards could mean better rewards for writers.