Good anecdote, @nursejoe! You seem to have a knack for including humor in your writing. This story is very nice. We ask that you review the community guidelines and commit to them. In The Ink Well, we prioritize the quality of stories, so we ask authors to dedicate the necessary time to build stories that fulfill the commitment to construct tales that contain appropriate literary elements. It is important for you to know that we select each author only once a week.