I’m a pretty clear thinker dfin, it’s not the booze. I’m fully aware that mer-people (lmfao) do not exist and that Precious is mostly a literary personification of a well worn tale, so we can all have fun making up stories. Does she need a Ken Doll? Or a social mssg? I don’t think so — but I would hoot and holler if someone were to write one. The beauty of her in my opinion is that we get to celebrate her and test our imaginations and good taste. How would having a Hunky Merman in a unitard make it any better?

I’m not even angry D, and hardly enraged at your presentation. I think it’s funny and ridiculous. I’m sorry it you think I’m all machismo and out of touch — maybe I am 🧐

But I meant no harm, absolutely adore titties and will likely continue being rude and audacious and impulsive for a good long time.