Historically, and throughout ALL pirate tales mermaids are pretty easy to identify. Hell, even going back to Ancient Greece and Homer, the sirens were depicted as female. If you could stop thinking about ballsacks for a minute or two you may observe that Precious is not some tawdry Ho, but instead, a pretty, happy, clean and classy placeholder for our bot. Why the fuck does this need to be some battle of the sexes or some stupid shit?
Like, should we make the pirate ship a fucking catamaran? And rainbow stripe the Jolly Roger? š“āā ļø ā¦this is just my opinion dfin, and Iām likely out of line, but whatās the point?
Weāre hardly a menās club around here, and I would be the first to call out anyone being a legit misogynist. And so Iāll call out you: that big HAIRY BALLSACK is kinda gross by comparison. And surely not the way we wannaā roll. Ditto with the Mermen! Did you not see Zoolander?
I love you dfin, I think youāre great! Sorry to be a loudmouth, but Iāve been drinkingā¦
RE: Updating the Precious Profile