I Should Get Drunk More Often!

Hi Friends,

Och Aye! I was on a wee bender the last few…um… well… (@thedamus recollects with much amusement and horror, and opts for…) days. And so this morning was brutal: swollen brain, parched mouth, achy body and a vicious case of stackitus. Like, I need a glass of water, at least 6 shots of espresso, some toast, a doob, and some motherfucking silver fast! But dude, where’s my car?

I had to leave it crosstown yesterday after starting with some bubbly. You see, as much as a drunk and inappropriate pirate as I can be, I do follow a personal code. And maybe were I aboard the Ingot would I have sailed on to my next destiny: primed and silly. But avast!
I had my Volvo, and I do not drink and drive. Ever. period.
Anymore.

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So anyway, last night was a total boondoggle! Thankfully I remained wonderfully calm and serene — despite having about 9% blood in my Irish Whiskey System — while my sister in-law completely shit not only the bed, but yikes! She like shit the fucking ceiling!

Bah ha ha… o my sides

So anyway, I got to my car (without hurling on the bus — although I did think about it) and was able to get a couple Jamaican Patties, and some water into me quick. After that, my whole everything perked up — and yes, even the Stackitus!

I drifted sideways into Quick Pick mini mart at about 80 miles an hour! Flames and smoking tires and red-hot pipes and canons booming. Here is t’wat it looked like:

The Litecoin rapier is quick n fast and I was outta’ there in minutes — Punched the gas, jumped the plane and I was on my way with a pocket full of fresh garage-sale-flyers — headed to one of my fave glory holes. I mean bullion dealers lmfao!

Well, my good pal C was at VBCE again today and she still had 2 x 5oz Buffalos — I sez pardon!? — and so I grabbed them!

non sequitur alert

and just to illustrate that a little pussy never hurt anybody, check this out:

Y’arrrr! If yer still with me after all that running forth of the mouth and childish humour, then get your bananas peeled ‘cause below be a strip show!

A miracle cure right at the right time! I will tell you this: the shiny be a powerful elixir against the disease of the banks and big pharma — but they sure won’t advertise it 24/7 like they do some of their products.

Poverty is a powerful pathogen. Protect yourself! Stack like you are afraid of a global pandemic that will weed you out and bring forth misery if you are weak.

Cheers! from @thedamus
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