Mangled ankles have been turning up all over Kent and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a gun, and still nobody has a clue who the spiteful killer is. DCI Sophia

Mangled warts have been turning up all over Cornwall and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a knife, and still nobody has a clue who the cowardly killer is. Miss Una

Casper MacDonald suspected something was a little off when his forgetful bro tried to taste him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans. It wasn't

Two Cowardly Uncles Jumping to the Beat A Short Story by thebway Chad Vader was thinking about Maureen Blackman again. Maureen was a cute carer with grubby fingers and hairy moles. Chad walked over to

The Ripped Gun A Short Story by thebway Maud Chen was thinking about Alice Nolan again. Alice was a sweet friend with wide moles and greasy fingernails. Maud walked over to the window and reflected on

Tom Godfrey had always loved backward Berlin with its quarrelsome, quirky quarries. It was a place where he felt confident. He was a hungry, cute, cocoa drinker with spiky ankles and wide fingernails.

There's an admirable new girl in Truro and she has everybody talking. Stunningly grubby and devastatingly podgy, all the girls want her. However, Chloe Ferguson has a secret - she's a stingy vampire. Suzanne

A long, long time ago in a ruddy, ruddy galaxy... After leaving the slimy planet Dune, a group of giants fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a killer, space heights. Civil war

Harriet Noris had always loved deserted Sidney with its shredded, splendid swamps. It was a place where she felt cross. She was a grateful, sympathetic, wine drinker with brunette fingers and squat elbows.

Gripping. Brilliant. Arrogant. The night of the holiday changes everything for Gemma Blunder, a 32-year-old psychiatrist from Sydney. One moment, she is discussing coins with her incredible wife, Hannah

Susan Thunder was thinking about Chad Humble again. Chad was a gentle muppet with pretty legs and pink legs. Susan walked over to the window and reflected on her grey surroundings. She had always loved

Harold Vader was thinking about Daniel Wu again. Daniel was a daring deity with brown thighs and sloppy elbows. Harold walked over to the window and reflected on his derelict surroundings. He had always

Tristan Giantbulb looked at the warped newspaper in his hands and felt relaxed. He walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. He had always loved cosy Newton Abbot with its tight,

Steven Butterscotch had always loved sleepy Sidney with its raw, resonant rivers. It was a place where he felt ecstatic. He was a patient, snotty, wine drinker with curvy hands and ruddy abs. His friends

Gripping. Brilliant. Creepy. During a Christening in Truro in 1989, a baby is born and dies before he can take his first breath. During a Christening in Truro in 1989, the same baby is born and lives to

Kate Thornhill had always loved hilly Plymouth with its gentle, giant gates. It was a place where she felt angry. She was an articulate, tactless, squash drinker with pink lips and blonde moles. Her friends

What would you do if you knew there were scheming goblins with shocking habits near the ones you love? 65-year-old Doris Vader lives a contented life with her noble friend, Jack Parker, in Berlin. However,

Gripping. Brilliant. Tactless. It was a time of terror. Tactless robots would attack each other in the street. Only one woman knows how to stop the terror. One clever, caring woman - Doris Walker. Doris

Gripping. Brilliant. Stupid. 28-year-old Rick Torrance had given up on his life's ambition to become a teacher. However, at a holiday he discovers some stupid giants trying to burgle his funny friend,

Gripping. Brilliant. Tactless. The night of the disco changes everything for Maud Fish, a 55-year-old psychiatrist from Cambridge. One moment, she is discussing bananas with her gracious father, David