A long, long time ago in a ruddy, ruddy galaxy...
After leaving the slimy planet Dune, a group of giants fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a killer, space heights.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Heather Smart, a short troll capable of fraud and even drugs.
Terrified, an ample fairy known as Tristan Cox flees the Empire, with his protector, Georgina Khan.
They head for Truro on the planet Epsilon Eridani. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Khan uses her ruddy blade to defend Tristan.
Khan and Fairy Tristan decide it's time to leave Epsilon Eridani and steal a space rocket to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of youths. Khan is attacked and the fairy is captured by the youths and taken back to Truro.
Khan must fight to save Fairy Tristan but when she accidentally unearths a grand torch, the entire future of the ruddy, slimy galaxy is at stake.
